Rupert

"I ordered sack of crayon for days ago, WHERE ARE THEY"

- Rupert coming upon the realization that his crayons may be late.

Overview
Rupert is a character from the subreddit r/okaybuddyfortress. Rupert is a Demoman with the Gaelic Glutton equipped, but has no other noticeable physical features. Rupert is described to have a "crayon obsession", for which he is willing to great lengths to fulfill. He is by far the most popular character in the subreddit, and has been spotted in other subs outside of r/okaybuddyfortress.

Appearance
Rupert is a Red Demoman from Valve's team-based multiplayer first-person shooter Team Fortress 2 and shares many of the physical characteristics with that character. However, the most distinguishable feature is his equipment of the Gaelic Glutton, which considerably thickens his facial features. Most images of Rupert consist only of his face and neck, but full body images confirm that Rupert is nearly identical to the standard Red Demoman. In full body images, Rupert is most frequently featured with his left arm at his side and his right hand on his hip.

Crayon Fascination
[[File:3k489cknufs31.png|thumb|275x275px|Rupert displaying cutting-edge crayon-inspired fashion. Image credit: u/RedBrite The most distinguishing characteristic of Rupert's personality is his almost unhealthy obsession with crayons, especially CrayolaⓇ brand crayons. Rupert's need for crayons is such that lacking them, or failing to receive them in a timely manner, is enough to send him into a state of great excitement bordering on psychosis. Rupert has displayed an astonishing level of persistence in order to fulfill this addiction, even going so far as to sue CrayolaⓇ for sending him fraudulent crayons, which apparently are not enough to satisfy him.  When Rupert acquires crayons, he seems to enter a state of ascendancy comparable to ingesting psychoactive drugs, and will use the crayons in several ways.  Observed examples of this include his ingestion of the crayons, or the usage of them as clothing and accessories.
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Other Personality Traits
Rupert displays a inconsistent grasp of basic English skills. He will sometimes misspell simple words, even to the point of including numbers and symbols. Even at his best, Rupert displays a childish understanding of grammar and will frequently make basic mistakes in both his speech and his writing.

Rupert has an incredible amount of self-confidence. Not only has he taken on CrayolaⓇ in the boxing ring over a fraudulent crayon shipment, but has also appeared in box art for Cinnamon Toast Crunch and as a fire-type Pokemon card. Rupert seems unconcerned about the *generous* allocation of body fat in his face, and frequently appears with a very self-confident, even condescending smirk on his face.

Rupert displays a high willingness to use violence in the pursuit of his passions. His Pokemon card states that his Poke-Power is a "Crayeom Gunne", and that using this ability causes Rupert to use this firearm on the CEO of Crayola. While the gun is noted to be nonlethal due to it's usage of crayons as ammunition, the veracity of the claim is uncertain due to it's inclusion in parentheses, which may suggest corporate censorship in order to keep boomer moms from getting mad. Rupert has also been shown to display prowess in boxing, as demonstrated during his lawsuit against CrayolaⓇ.

The Crayola Saga
The most well-documented portion of Rupert's life is his lawsuit against Crayola. The story begins with Rupert ordering a sack of crayons, though it is unclear at present where exactly they were to be shipped. While details are uncertain, it seems that the sack was not delivered on schedule. After several days Rupert displayed noticeable signs of anxiety and aggression over the delay, and stated that if the crayons were not delivered by Friday (exact date is uncertain) that he would be pursuing legal action. Shortly afterwards, u/dabsallovar posted stating that they, Rupert, and "the boies" would be suing the United States government over the lack of crayon. It is uncertain who else was to be involved in the lawsuit, but based on later events this was likely in reference to Rupert's family. However, legal action against the government was forestalled, presumably by the arrival of the promised sack of crayons.

However, it appears that the crayon manufacturer, who was identified as CrayolaⓇ, sent Rupert crayons that he considered to be the result of a "fraudulent transaction", and u/dabsallovar again posted that they and Rupert's family would be suing Crayola over this apparent breach of crayon courtesy and that the facial expression the company would make upon learning of this would be "epikka!!1". There is no information about whether the expression CrayolaⓇ made was, in fact, "epikka!!1".

The exact facts concerning the litigation brought by Rupert and company against CrayolaⓇ are uncertain. Rupert's definitely official, totally not fake Pokemon card indicates that the company was "epicly ownned" and that Rupert won the lawsuit instantaneously. However, Rupert's father u/cwunsontlol later released a picture that seems to contradict these claims. The photo in question depicts Rupert and a faceless individual representing CrayolaⓇ in a boxing ring during a match, though it is uncertain during which match this photo was taken or how long they lasted. However, the photo does show Rupert in a favorable position as the Crayola representative falls to the floor.

Regardless of the way events transpired, however, what is clear is that Rupert did win the lawsuit and immediately assumed the position of CEO within Crayola. It is uncertain, but presumed, that Rupert also acquired total ownership of the company. It has been documented that Rupert, upon his victory, began to consume a standard 24-color pack of CrayolaⓇ crayons, to the dismay of world-renowned British chef and TV personality Gordon Ramsey, who apparently wished to consume the crayons himself. The outcome of this encounter is uncertain.

After assuming his leadership role within CrayolaⓇ, Rupert embarked on a large-scale recall of Crayolaland citizenship status. It is unclear why Rupert pursued this action, but one theory is that internal investigations of Crayolaland citizens revealed a large-scale silent defection to competitors RoseArt and Scribble Industries.

Shortly after assuming leadership, Rupert was the target of an assassination attempted by one Jimmy Davis, who appeared as a default Red Sniper, during an appearance in a parade. While details are unclear, it is known that Jimmy Davis was an employee to some capacity with CrayolaⓇ rival Scribble Industries. The attempt failed and Rupert survived.

Era of Rupert's rebirth
a lot of time has gone by since Rupert was first gifted into the world, and Rupert, sensing his old age and starting to risk turning himself into a Boo*mer, silently sneaks himself into an anonymous person's coffee. this sad lad uses Rupert instead of the traditional poop used to make coffee for centuries for his coffee and unknowingly ingests Rupert and only 15 minutes on a highway starts to exhibit Rupert-like qualities, such as crashing into an abandoned Toyz-R-us facility to purchase 50 ounces of poop-flavoured crayons. Within a few days, Rupert was reborn full of youth. however, there was one big difference between Rupert now and Rupert before the reincarnation. Rupert is white now ! yes, since only white people drink coffee, he was turned white himself through the reincarnation. People who recognized Rupert jokingly refereed to him as "Whupert", because he is white now. Rupert would later get his normal coloring back via Brown Dye

Rupert's Sex Tape
On September 30th, 2019, u/PinkFalcon leaked an image they claimed to be from a sex tape involving Rupert. The image, assumed to be a still from a longer video, was a censored scene depicting a Red Demoman inserting the neck of a Scrumpy bottle into his anus. However, the censoring makes it difficult to determine how much, if any, of the bottle was actually inserted. The image was captioned as "OMG RUPERY SE*CKS TAPE" and was overlaid with text describing, in poor English, the action taking place within the image. The image has not been verified and Rupert himself has not commented on the image.

Social activism
Rupert has been involved in numerous activist causes. One of his earliest forays was the promotion of health eating, with an image depicting his face overlaid on a carrot with a double caption containing the phrase "Rupert Carrot". Responses were positive to this image, emboldening Rupert to continue his social activism.

Below is a list of social causes Rupert has dedicated his time to:
 * Boomer Self-esteem promotion: Rupert has openly admitted to being a boomer, but has encouraged fellow boomers not to lose hope, stating that "in the gameing world i'm KANYE TFTOO WEAST TF2"
 * Society Awareness: Rupert has been active in trying to increase education about the fact that we do, in fact, live in a society.  The promotional image depicts him in his standard getup, holding a Jarate, with overlaid text stating that the image itself said a lot about our society
 * The Fifth Crusade: In collaboration with u/dabsallovar and "the boies", Rupert has announced that they will be embarking on the Fifth Crusade.  The time frame for this is uncertain.
 * Serbia: Rupert's most recent social activist project has been asserting that the nation of Serbia will be eliminated, though details on why and how this action will be accomplished have not yet been released.
 * Rupert has recently been taking Fortnite Funko-pops from children whilst saying "fortnite g*y", as fortnite is illegal in several countries across the globe, Rupert has been doing a good act for society.

Musical Career
Inspired by the shit quality of contemporary pop music, Rupert (in collaboration with u/absolutegarbage556) released a 23 second long demo video of himself freestyling with no instrumentals, entitled "demomium".

The vocals are done by Rupert, who seems to be intoxicated, and have been significantly auto-tuned. The music video is a loop of a pyramid rotating over a white background, the pyramid itself textured with a photo of Rupert.

Family
Most of Rupert’s family is still unknown, but near all of them came to support Rupert during his Crayola Lawsuit. Rupert’s dad is canonically u/cwusontlol, AKA Rupert’s Daddy, he cares very much for Rupert. Rupert’s grandpa and u/cwusontlol’s dad is Boomer Rupert, who never came to support Rupert during his lawsuit and earlier in Rupert’s life discouraged him from collecting crayons

Creation
Rupert made his first appearence an average meme as the reddit user u/cwusontlol with a transparent image background with a deep-fried image of the Gaelic Glutton demoman with impact text above and below saying "SHIPMENT OF CRAYONS FOR A N*GGA NAMED RUPERT". While the original meme failed to gain much traction attention, various other users have added Rupert to their various memes turning him into the most popular meme on the sub. Later, u/cwusontlol was given the flair "Rupert's Daddy" for creating the character.

Trivia

 * Rupert has expressed desire to overthrow the current Royal Family of the United Kingdom and to install himself as "Prince Rupert the S*cty Ninfth"
 * Rupert is currently on the run from European Union legal authorities on charges of "bomb-making", though details on the incident remain unclear
 * While it is unconfirmed, it is possible that Rupert appeared in popular TF2 YouTuber Antoine Delak's most recent video "Heavy is Dead" as the Demoman